Least Frightening Div I Team Names & Other Diversions

In alphabetical order:

Centenary Gentlemen
UMKC Kangaroos
Pennsylvania Quakers
Presbyterian Blue Hose
South Dakota State Jackrabbits
St. Peter's Peacocks
UC Irvine Anteaters
Vanderbilt Commodores (feat. Lionel Richie)
Youngstown St. Penguins

It's always a blood bath when the Quakers take on the Gentlemen.

BONUS CONTENT:  First round matchups we'd like to see

The Campbell Fighting Camels vs. the Delaware Fighting Blue Hens

The Kent St. Golden Flashes vs. the St. Francis(PA) Red Flash

The Furman Paladins vs. the Northwestern St. Demons

The Loyola-Maryland Greyhounds vs. the Marist Red Foxes

The McNeese St. Cowboys vs. the Marshall Thundering Herd

The North Dakota Fighting Sioux vs. the North Dakota State Bison

The Northern Arizona Lumberjacks vs. the Indiana St. Sycamores

That is all.